Unicorns attack Earth!

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Helminthology(study of parasitic worms) Professor Pierre Le Errygoat studies this.

By Bella Lin and Chris Wang

On Thursday, January 1st, 18 million unicorns ruled the planet Earth. Everybody freaked out. Professor Pierre Le Errygoat, a French Saudi Arabian Helminthology(study of parasitic worms) with his team of unicorn dressed psychos investigated a crime scene on Unicorns attack. A boy named Willy the Great, a Mars inhabitant, was grind by what looks like a broccoli flavored unicorn. Special Agent Nathan quoted”Unicorns are awesome!”. A CIA agent protested”This is an outrage! We should snack on unicorn horns served with their meat .”

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Unicorn meatball
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Unicorn grinder
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broccoli flavored unicorn

One same question is asked by everyone in the world,:” Why did they attack us?!” A 6th grader in Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch, Wales, named Lowell Taboo Doodad have a lame theory that everyone disagrees with: They might had came from the North Star, which they rise with “universe powers” and took over most of the Northern universe, we had made a decision that we should grind up unicorn meat and eat them as meatballs in front of their face, so they will get so sad and cry, then they will blow up and destroy the northern universe, bring peace, but this is only a theory.”

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